If an imbecile sat by the window of a cellar where a pathetic band were practicing and overheard the occasional “No, let’s not use this riff. It’s too weak, gay, and corny, even for our puny homosexual rock group” and decided that those riffs were available for anyone to use, this album would be the result. The music is a true test of how untalented a band can be and still get an album contract if they call themselves black metal If I see the band live, I will throw rotten fruit at them.